天生一架棒槌山，                                   
这根棒槌朝天钻，                                  
半土半石血肉连，                                  
分明阳物杵山巅。                                  
                                                                帝王用它赚银钱？                                                                                                                                                          
妃子用它把事办？                                                               
不怕丢人和现眼，                                  
也不找个裤衩穿。