当人类懂得显摆的时候
                            诗歌就诞生了
                            打到猎物和征服美人
                            情不自禁而歌以吟之
                            竟然凑齐了一部诗经

                            屈原发够了牢骚
                            不经意间
                            开启了诗歌的另一扇门
                            后世的海子和顾城
                            学他发脾气
                            死的可就难看了

                            子昂嬉戏够了
                            一不小心成了名
                            视力锐减
                            居然前不见古人
                            后不见来者
                            在幽州台独自伤怀

                            唐代的诗人太多
                            Pike的结果
                            诗仙、诗圣、诗鬼都有了
                            弄得现在的小孩子
                            课业太重、苦不堪言

                            宋人的日子太好过
                            啥玩意儿都来填词
                            却又弄丢了曲谱
                            本该用来唱的
                            只好拿来看
                            弄得教授们至今吵翻天

                            刘半农们不地道
                            看到老祖宗的东西就来气
                            发誓把中国的诗歌先弄乱
                            口水话成了白话诗
                            顾城说这不对
                            诗歌要朦胧才好看

                            现在的诗鬼遍地跑
                            写的东东莫法看
                            自吹自擂臭显摆
                            真还探到了
                            诗歌的本源

                            哦，一篇读罢头飞雪
                            骗倒了多少英雄汉
                            鸡叫了
                           当终篇