昨夜，风疯了
                 老不正经
                 一会儿吹着口哨
                 一会儿吹着箫
                 妻子睡不着
                 关上门窗
                 风尖叫，像是
                 吃错了药，使劲
                 往门窗隙里挤着
                 风，用洪荒之力
                 继续主演着恐怖片
                 原想距离产生美的妻子
                 终于吓不住，从隔壁房间
                 溜回我的床侧
                 把我搂了又搂.....